Disclaimer: I'm just a snarky gal. I don't own Twilight.
Warning: The following is a parody or what some would call a crackfic. I will shamelessly poke fun at any and all characters with bad, snark-filled jokes. Just sayin...
Big thanks to my beta, Vintagejgc!
This scene takes place post Eclipse, pre-Breaking Dawn.
Snarklight- The Bucket list
"Oh, come on!" Alice looks horrified. After a slow shake of her head she calmly places the sheet of paper onto the desk and sighs. "Edward is going to have a fit."
"Why?" I frown. "This was his suggestion."
"This isn't quite what he had in mind." She gives me a knowing look, her perfect brow arching in a comical height.
"It's the only thing I want." I shrug. It's the truth.
"That's it? There is nothing else? Somewhere you want to travel perhaps?"
I snort. "Yeah, Vegas, to one of those drive-thru wedding chapels."
She huffs and rises to stand so that she can look down at me- baring her teeth just enough to look th
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